Friday 31 July 2009
Thou chicken rice, fills my heart
Thou chicken, is not cooked with blood
Thou skill, is shown with love!
Thou anger, is shown above!
Thou hatred, i cannot say
Thou love, i see everyday
Thou control, you keep it throughout
Thou heart, you pour it out
Thou Duck Rice, aromatic hunger!
Thou Char Siew, makes me linger!
Thus, i art say,
Let food keep me at bay.
Forever and ever i'll eat ramen
I say this, AMEN
--monkengreg at 01:05

This day will always be remembered the day when i.................................................................... blogged.

Yes, how special, this feeling of dejavu, nostalgia fills the atmosphere.

I shall now express my feelings in a poem

Wizards and witches
Dogs and bitches
Music and Cliches
How i art for thee
Thee who makes me happy
Thee who restores my soul
Thou chicken rice thats in my bowl
I see duck rice in every direction
But i see no need in action
Char siew fan is good
Lead me not to food
For life is great
And yes randomness is bait.





And after all, all i see.
is just
a
little
yellow
lemon
tree
--monkengreg at 01:01
Monday 27 July 2009
Its the day i've been waiting for. My birthday :D

Yes, you heard right!! And somehow i'm sick, so i feel damn sad -.-
Some birthday.


Anyway i didn't go to school today, i don't feel like writing anything so i'll just sign off here

Don't know whats wrong with my blogger.


Yours Truly,
Gregory Teo
--monkengreg at 01:02
Saturday 11 July 2009

John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. He made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
'Louise,' he moaned, 'what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'
'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'
'He's an idiot,' John said. 'Piss on him.'
'You did', came the reply. 'And he fired you.'
Well, screw him!' said John. "I did, you're back to work on monday."

--monkengreg at 04:22
Friday 3 July 2009
A small boy was looking at his class photo when it suddenly flew away, it landed underneath a indian lady's sari ( Long dress) With all innocence, he went to the lady and said, "Auntie may you please lift up your sari please?"
The lady replied:"What nonsense?! Why should i lift up my sari?"
The boy replied:" To take photo"

--monkengreg at 03:26

This is what real bloggers do, make their blog entertaining , not gay and twit with photos and girly stuff, which most boys practice. I, Gregtimus Trime, am speaking to you from earth, it is time, for a change.



Ah beng and Ah Seng was hunting in the forest, after 5km of intense walking, Ah Seng fainted. Ah Beng was frantic, he called "911" hurriedly. *Operator picks up phone*Ah Beng: "Ma'am, my friend is dead, i think! What do i do?!"
Operator: "Calm down, I can help you, just make sure he's really dead"
*Hears 3 gunshot firing*
"Okay he's dead now, so what do i do?"

--monkengreg at 03:22
Monday 29 June 2009
I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THAT I AM IN school.

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT. I AM EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC I TELL YOU!!!!!







GAYS WILL BE MISSED.
--monkengreg at 22:11